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SSBBW (38) looking for Male Grapevine, Texas, United States

Why is describing my self so difficult? I should know myself better than anyone, right? But here I am at a loss of descriptive words. I like to think of myself as fun, wittier (if that's even a word) than most , and I'm not taking this website to seriously so I think that's good for now .

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Appearance

EthnicityCaucasian / White
BuildBBW/BHM
Height175 cm
Eye ColorGreen
Hair ColorOther
Hair LengthVery long
Best featureSmile
Body ArtInked all over
Health ConditionNo special Health Conditions
My AttractivenessBelow average

Situation

Relationship StatusSingle
Has childrenNo children
Wants kidsYes
Housing SituationAll is calm
Living ArrangementsWith roomate(s)
Wants to RelocateMaybe
Have PetsCat
Has a carYes

Education & Employment

EducationHigh school Diploma - GED or equivalent
SpecialtyOther
Employment StatusFull-time
Job TitleDog Groomer

Leisure & Fun

TV preferencesCartoons, Situation comedies, Movies, Re-runs
Favorite TV showsAmerican Horror Story, Bob's Burgers, Walking Dead, Sons of Anarchy, and of course The Golden Girls
Favorite movies typesComedy, Horror
Favorite moviesAny thing Horror...gorier the better
Music typesMetal, Vacuum cleaner noises, Punk
Favorite artistsCold, Blue October, Gaslight Anthem, Breaking Benjamin
Reading selectionAuto-biography, Fiction, Humor
Favorite booksAnything Stephen King
Idea of funHanging out and laughing at each other's lame jokes
HobbiesReading, TV, Movies, Internet, Clubbing, bar Hopping, Family, Gambling, Shopping

Personality

SmokerDon't smoke
DrinkingLight / social drinker
Social behaviorFriendly
Friends describe asFriendly
In High School I was a(n)Brain
Sense of humorClever
My great timeHanging out with friends, Trying new things, Going to a casino

Views

Political viewsLiberal
Attend religious servicesOnce
Goal in lifeBe happy

Looking For

Must haveIntelligence, Oddities, Wit, Thoughtfulness
Look for in a partnerSomeone fun that likes the same things I do and that makes me laugh